Well...

I like satin..
but of the choices listed in Dan's first post, gotta go with Muddy

Of other colors... I like Tanker Grey

And as for what it is....in the very first sit and spin..err..I mean sip...

sip and talk.. yeah, that's it.

I am going to guess its a scrapyard fork...

or spork... kill your food, clean your food, cook your food, cut your food, and then eat your food... all with the same utensil!!!!!

bring it..

Spork MacKenzie

FidoForkFather..

I'm losing it..

Doc