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 Re: Howdy!
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12/07/10 05:17 AM
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rth548
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No trouble for me. I can't talk when my tounge is under my feet!
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Re: Howdy!
[Re: rth548]
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12/07/10 05:21 AM
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SkunkHunter
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Oh and how could we forget Demi Moore in Striptease.
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Re: Howdy!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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12/07/10 05:29 AM
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SkunkHunter
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I think I've told this before here, but if you're like me you will have forgotten it by now.
I was on Leave in Hawaii one December (went over there all 4 years I was in Japan), Had a buddy stationed there.
Anyway, we were at Bellows AFB once and this Drop Dead beautiful local girl walked by wearing a snakeskin one peace. But it was a NICE one peace. Anyway I being single at the time, of course was watching her (she was about 30-40 feet away just on the other side of the tree line) and I ran smack dab into a tree! Skinned up my forehead! Well Of course I hollered as I held my hand to my forehead. I looked over at her (again) and saw her laughing, so I just shrugged my shoulders. BUSTED! It was worth it though. I saw her one other time and she asked me how my head was. Talk about being embarrassed! But in my best military bravado I looked her straight in her beautiful eyes (once MY eyes got up that far) and said "I really liked your snakeskin suit". Then she said "you don't like Bikini's"? Do you know it's hard to talk when your tongue is covered with sand! And she walked away leaving me in a speechless state.
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Re: Howdy!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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12/07/10 05:31 AM
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rth548
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Oh and how could we forget Demi Moore in Striptease. Now that you mention her, I know I can't forget her, at least for the rest of the night!
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Re: Howdy!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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12/07/10 05:32 AM
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rth548
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I think I've told this before here, but if you're like me you will have forgotten it by now.
I was on Leave in Hawaii one December (went over there all 4 years I was in Japan), Had a buddy stationed there.
Anyway, we were at Bellows AFB once and this Drop Dead beautiful local girl walked by wearing a snakeskin one peace. But it was a NICE one peace. Anyway I being single at the time, of course was watching her (she was about 30-40 feet away just on the other side of the tree line) and I ran smack dab into a tree! Skinned up my forehead! Well Of course I hollered as I held my hand to my forehead. I looked over at her (again) and saw her laughing, so I just shrugged my shoulders. BUSTED! It was worth it though. I saw her one other time and she asked me how my head was. Talk about being embarrassed! But in my best military bravado I looked her straight in her beautiful eyes (once MY eyes got up that far) and said "I really liked your snakeskin suit". Then she said "you don't like Bikini's"? Do you know it's hard to talk when your tongue is covered with sand! And she walked away leaving me in a speechless state. Never heard that story, but I liked it! Very nice!
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Re: Howdy!
[Re: rth548]
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12/07/10 05:33 AM
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SkunkHunter
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So many beautiful women and only two eyes. What's a guy to do?
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
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Re: Howdy!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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12/07/10 05:34 AM
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SkunkHunter
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And it's not our fault you know, THEY make us do it. They actually enjoy watching us make fools of ourselves!
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Re: Howdy!
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12/07/10 05:37 AM
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rth548
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Oh yes, you have that right! Just check out what the teens and twenty-somethings are wearing, and how they respond to the guys that watch them.
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Re: Howdy!
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12/07/10 05:38 AM
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coyotebc
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Once while riding a motorcycle, I saw these two very nice looking young ladies.
One was on a horse the other was walking beside her.
As I was riding, I was watching them and bang I road off the end of the trail and dropped off a or 6 foot cliff.
I landed in some bush, I looked over towards the girls and they were killing themselves laughing
Last edited by coyotebc; 12/07/10 05:41 AM.
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Re: Howdy!
[Re: rth548]
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12/07/10 05:38 AM
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SkunkHunter
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They're all sick I tell you. They need help!
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Re: Howdy!
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12/07/10 05:39 AM
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coyotebc
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I think I've told this before here, but if you're like me you will have forgotten it by now.
I was on Leave in Hawaii one December (went over there all 4 years I was in Japan), Had a buddy stationed there.
Anyway, we were at Bellows AFB once and this Drop Dead beautiful local girl walked by wearing a snakeskin one peace. But it was a NICE one peace. Anyway I being single at the time, of course was watching her (she was about 30-40 feet away just on the other side of the tree line) and I ran smack dab into a tree! Skinned up my forehead! Well Of course I hollered as I held my hand to my forehead. I looked over at her (again) and saw her laughing, so I just shrugged my shoulders. BUSTED! It was worth it though. I saw her one other time and she asked me how my head was. Talk about being embarrassed! But in my best military bravado I looked her straight in her beautiful eyes (once MY eyes got up that far) and said "I really liked your snakeskin suit". Then she said "you don't like Bikini's"? Do you know it's hard to talk when your tongue is covered with sand! And she walked away leaving me in a speechless state. Funny
The stripes of a tiger don't wash away.
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Re: Howdy!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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12/07/10 05:39 AM
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SkunkHunter
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Haha. Bill aren't you glad THAT wasn't a Kodak moment for someone.
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