the other funny rant is about the dork ops folk, I bet it is a good knige a good cutting tool but their descriptions are a little over the top.
for example...


"The handle is made of a low-durometer, high tensile aramid composite that is impervious to everything from aviation fuel to Al Qaeda body fluids."

or

"Used properly it can generate the last earthly sensation a terrorist feels on a quick trip to the hereafter."

come on that is just weird.