Wait one last thing, I may have told this story before.
5 years ago when I turned 40 my daughters (then 15 & 16) bought me a Zombie Survival Kit.
It was a paper bag with ZOMBIE SURVIVAL KIT written on the side in black. Inside was a box of rock salt, a large U shaped darning needle and twine (for traditional voodoo zombies you can prevent them from rising by filling their mouth with salt and sewing it shut)ALSO included in the kit was a machete for loping off heads.

I still have the kit, one of my all time favorite gifts