Hey, maybe we could do a group buy, The "Junk Yard Doomsday Device"! But wait, if you act in the next 30 minutes, only $39.95! With FREE shipping and handling charges. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

And as a special introductory offer, order TWO for only $80.99! Just pay separate shipping and handling!

I added this because it DOES meet the criteria, except for the price I am sure! With a blade that's 3/16 inch thick you could build a cabin with that thing. And who would need a hammer with a handle like that!