So the first time I got drunk I had a six pack of Mickey's Big Mouth. Before I went home I ate a whole pack of Wint 'o' Green lifesavers. My mon greeted me at the door and commented on my "fresh minty breath". You can't fool an Irish woman.
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Awesome! Strawberry Hill for me...I was 16 and a moron.
Luckily, i've grown up. Still a moron though.
