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 Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
[Re: Ishikawa]
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04/09/12 06:43 PM
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You mean a S.E.R.E. (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape) school.
How much do you want to spend on training?
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
[Re: Ishikawa]
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04/09/12 06:55 PM
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If you go to the Beverly Hills Ninja school, you can vanquish multiple adversaries while wearing your White Ninja suit and not even break a sweat. Hey, if Chris Farley can do it ANYONE can! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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04/09/12 06:59 PM
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Ishikawa
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If you go to the Beverly Hills Ninja school, you can vanquish multiple adversaries while wearing your White Ninja suit and not even break a sweat. Hey, if Chris Farley can do it ANYONE can! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I can haz ninja starz too? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
[Re: Ishikawa]
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04/09/12 07:02 PM
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You Betcha ishi! I mean look at all the stuff he pulled out of his Gi in the room! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
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04/09/12 07:03 PM
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Only thing I DON'T remember was a self defense folder. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
[Re: Ishikawa]
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04/09/12 08:39 PM
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Ish, i do believe your best bet is to find a Jedi Master and begin your training ASAP. Focus on the Jedi Mind Trick. "We are not the droids you want to rob." Well...I'm fat and ugly...so I'll just go file my Form 4's for an M-16 and buy some Surefire 100 round mags. Handles multiple bad guys...Check! EDIT: I've decided against the M-16. Takes waaaaay too long. I'm gonna get me a SCIZZY, and go train to be a NINJA...you know, at NINJA school. Yeah...I will wtfpwn multiple meanies in no time! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" /> EDIT 2: I'm really double thinking myself here. Can anyone recommend a good school that can teach me to run through the trees, ala Crouching Tiger / Hidden Dragon? Then, I can escapes multiple meanies quickly...and disappear without engagement. EDIT 3: Crap...I just realized that the meanies might have gone to the same Crouching Tiger / Hidden Dragon school...then I am screwed! I'm back on the M-16 bandwagon.
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
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04/09/12 09:17 PM
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I knew it! As soon as I learn how to be a Ninja, I will confront a Jedi who will use the FORCE to rid me of my SCIZZY. Although...maybe I shouldn't worry about it so much, since we do live in the MATRIX. What I'm saying is...when I'm ready, I won't have to <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
[Re: Ishikawa]
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04/09/12 09:25 PM
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Man! If wouldn´t know better I could think you guys are having a same kind of "Sip and Talk" as I am and your clock would also be 0.30am!
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
[Re: t1m0]
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04/09/12 09:45 PM
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Man! If wouldn´t know better I could think you guys are having a same kind of "Sip and Talk" as I am and your clock would also be 0.30am! You been sippin a bit much? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />
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The chief cause of unhappiness and failure is trading what you want most in life for what you want at the moment.
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
[Re: Ishikawa]
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04/09/12 09:52 PM
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Well, I just finshed my second can of beer. That´s not much but I first ended a bottle of sparkling wine... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />
Have you been lurking in the Matrix? Why can´t I see you online?
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
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04/09/12 10:10 PM
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Now you all are getting silly...don't make me break out my dim mak death touch...or my pressure point system...you don't want that...nobody does
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Re: What knife for Womens self defense?
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04/09/12 11:04 PM
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Now you all are getting silly...don't make me break out my dim mak death touch...or my pressure point system...you don't want that...nobody does When I was testing for my greenbelt, the instructor was calling out the names of moves I had to perform on a buddy who was acting as the "meat puppet." After a few throws and strikes, the instructor said "perform a forward Hadouken." I paused for a second, lost in my ignorance. Then it came to me. I performed it flawlessly, yet the fireball never came out. Luckily the instructor overlooked my lack of control of mystic fire. A properly performed Hadouken: ![[Linked Image from i220.photobucket.com]](http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd223/shikarigw/Hadouken.gif)
Last edited by JarheadJournalist; 04/09/12 11:05 PM.
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