Ish, i do believe your best bet is to find a Jedi Master and begin your training ASAP. Focus on the Jedi Mind Trick.

"We are not the droids you want to rob."

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Well...I'm fat and ugly...so I'll just go file my Form 4's for an M-16 and buy some Surefire 100 round mags. Handles multiple bad guys...Check!


EDIT: I've decided against the M-16. Takes waaaaay too long. I'm gonna get me a SCIZZY, and go train to be a NINJA...you know, at NINJA school. Yeah...I will wtfpwn multiple meanies in no time! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />


EDIT 2: I'm really double thinking myself here. Can anyone recommend a good school that can teach me to run through the trees, ala Crouching Tiger / Hidden Dragon? Then, I can escapes multiple meanies quickly...and disappear without engagement.


EDIT 3: Crap...I just realized that the meanies might have gone to the same Crouching Tiger / Hidden Dragon school...then I am screwed! I'm back on the M-16 bandwagon.