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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat! [Re: PrimitiveEnergy] #691401 08/27/12 12:55 AM
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Well guys, it's been a real long day for me. We're gonna hit the rack.

Peace and rest to you and all those you care for.

good luck on your run PE, you're doing good.


Nite everyone.


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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat! [Re: PrimitiveEnergy] #691402 08/27/12 12:55 AM
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Mrs Green was walking to the post office when her neighbor came up to her and said "Hello Janis, How’s your dog? I saw her yesterday chasing an old man on a bike."

"Oh, why not?" replied her neighbor "I’m pretty sure it was her"


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"Well" stated Mrs. Green smiling "my dog doesn’t ride a bike"


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A blind man walks in to a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash.


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The store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and quickly looks away again.


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Thank you, I will try my best. Bye


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Out of the corner of his eye he sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. S


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Shocked, the manager runs over and says, "Mister, is there a problem – is there something I can help you with?"


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The blind man calmly replies, "No thanks – I’m just looking around."


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During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking.


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One said to the other..."


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