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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 12:55 AM
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SkunkHunter
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Well guys, it's been a real long day for me. We're gonna hit the rack.
Peace and rest to you and all those you care for.
good luck on your run PE, you're doing good.
Nite everyone.
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
#691402
08/27/12 12:55 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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Mrs Green was walking to the post office when her neighbor came up to her and said "Hello Janis, How’s your dog? I saw her yesterday chasing an old man on a bike."
"Oh, why not?" replied her neighbor "I’m pretty sure it was her"
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 12:55 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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"Well" stated Mrs. Green smiling "my dog doesn’t ride a bike"
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 12:56 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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A blind man walks in to a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash.
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 12:56 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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The store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and quickly looks away again.
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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08/27/12 12:57 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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Thank you, I will try my best. Bye
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 12:57 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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Out of the corner of his eye he sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. S
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 12:57 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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Shocked, the manager runs over and says, "Mister, is there a problem – is there something I can help you with?"
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 12:57 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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The blind man calmly replies, "No thanks – I’m just looking around."
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 12:58 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking.
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 12:58 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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One said to the other..."
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 12:59 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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"The thing I hate about obedience school is
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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