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 Re: Getting there!
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04/07/13 08:04 AM
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Yeah I know. I'm so confused I need a drink, and I DON'T DRINK! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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04/07/13 08:05 AM
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Private Klink
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: Private Klink]
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04/07/13 08:06 AM
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Oh and I guess he called E911 so many times they finally told him they don't do dogs and to not call back. Then they gave him our direct number.
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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04/07/13 08:07 AM
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I think I'll call the Patrol and tell them I need to find a cow. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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04/07/13 08:07 AM
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Refer him to A.A. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1
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Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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04/07/13 08:11 AM
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THEY WON'T HELP ME FIND A COW! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#729555
04/07/13 08:13 AM
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Well, with that sad post I guess I'll go get a couple of hours of sleep! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> Take care; see you around the Yard! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1
Moderator/Leader of the Pack
Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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04/07/13 08:14 AM
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They're not gonna help him find his dog either.
Come to find out, he (he's blind) and a buddy had been drinking and ran off into a ditch. They flag down an off duty trooper and ask them (they are in a jeep patriot) to pull their caddi out of the ditch. It ain't gonna happen. The trooper says he'll call a tow truck. He calls troop E headquarters and when a trooper gets there, no one around. Trooper says not blocking the road, no one around I'm outta here.
Now the guy can't find his dog. And the cops won't help.
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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04/07/13 08:15 AM
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Nite Tom, peace and rest to you and the General. Oh and if you loose your dog, DO NOT call the Highway patrol to help, they won't. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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04/07/13 10:41 AM
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Hobbes
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Morning. My pig is missing. Can you find Rosebud for me?
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: Hobbes]
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04/07/13 10:42 AM
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If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
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Re: Getting there!
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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04/07/13 10:44 AM
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Hobbes
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She was pink and smelled like roses.
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