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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809398
11/30/13 03:23 PM
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adnj
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'I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help". '
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809399
11/30/13 03:24 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
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'I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.'
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809400
11/30/13 03:24 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Junk Yard Dog
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'Never trust a man with short legs… his brain’s too near his bottom.'
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809401
11/30/13 03:24 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.'
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809402
11/30/13 03:24 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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'I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.'
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809403
11/30/13 03:25 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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'Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.'
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809404
11/30/13 03:25 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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I remember my staff asking me when I was going to retire. I said when I could no longer hear the sound of laughter. He said: "That never stopped you before".
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809405
11/30/13 03:25 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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'The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.'
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809406
11/30/13 03:26 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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'Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.'
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809407
11/30/13 03:26 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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'I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.'
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809408
11/30/13 03:26 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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'He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!' (in Monty Python's Life Of Brian)
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#809409
11/30/13 03:26 PM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.'
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