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 Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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adnj
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There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:54 AM
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adnj
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We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:54 AM
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adnj
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America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:54 AM
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adnj
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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:55 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:55 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Only in America… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:55 AM
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adnj
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Vegetarian: Native American definition for “lousy hunter”.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:55 AM
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adnj
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Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:55 AM
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adnj
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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: adnj]
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12/01/13 06:55 AM
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When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. OR those who don't like the crime you committed. 
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
JYD#105
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:55 AM
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adnj
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It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:56 AM
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adnj
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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
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