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 Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:00 AM
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adnj
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Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:00 AM
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adnj
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What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?
Never lick the spoon.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:00 AM
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adnj
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Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:00 AM
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Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:00 AM
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adnj
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:00 AM
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No one is listening until you fart.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:00 AM
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Only dead fish go with the flow.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:01 AM
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Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:01 AM
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Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:01 AM
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This isn’t an office. It’s hell with fluorescent lighting.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:01 AM
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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