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 Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:11 AM
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adnj
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:12 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:12 AM
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adnj
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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:12 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:12 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:13 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:13 AM
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adnj
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:14 AM
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adnj
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Constipated people don’t give a crap.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:14 AM
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adnj
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Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:15 AM
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adnj
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Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:15 AM
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adnj
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If you do not say it, they can’t repeat it.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:15 AM
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adnj
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals.
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