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 Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:18 AM
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adnj
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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:18 AM
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adnj
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:18 AM
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adnj
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The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:19 AM
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adnj
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:19 AM
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adnj
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Strangers have the best candy.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:19 AM
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adnj
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Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:19 AM
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Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:20 AM
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:20 AM
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The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:20 AM
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:20 AM
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adnj
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:20 AM
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Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
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