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 Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:26 AM
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adnj
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:27 AM
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adnj
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A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:27 AM
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adnj
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:27 AM
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adnj
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Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:28 AM
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adnj
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Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:28 AM
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adnj
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If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:28 AM
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adnj
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Beauty is only skin deep…but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:28 AM
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adnj
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A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:28 AM
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adnj
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A hard thing about a business is minding your own.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:28 AM
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adnj
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Most women don’t know where to look when they’re eating a banana.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:29 AM
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adnj
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If you go to sleep with a itching [censored] you will wake up with a stinking finger …
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:29 AM
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adnj
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We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
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