Thoughts of the week
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05/05/07 05:27 PM
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Bors
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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like... Night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
JYD#14
Do you need one, of course you do it's a knife and you like knives.....
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Re: Thoughts of the week
[Re: Bors]
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05/05/07 07:41 PM
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Dilan
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Very wise <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> . I like #18 a lot.
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Re: Thoughts of the week
[Re: Dilan]
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05/05/07 07:43 PM
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VANCE
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22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
LOL
JYD #22 Always drink upstream from the herd. -- Will Rogers aka"LUCKY DOG"
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Re: Thoughts of the week
[Re: VANCE]
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05/05/07 07:45 PM
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jaislandboy
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pretty funny list .... lots of truth to it though....
Brian
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Re: Thoughts of the week
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05/05/07 10:06 PM
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Paul the Brit'
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LOL!! Very good! I just hope you are old enough to be that cynical!.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
JYD #3 Poor, but still dreaming of a sage and black SOD CG...
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Re: Thoughts of the week
[Re: Paul the Brit']
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05/06/07 02:04 AM
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Private Klink
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Sounds like he has a good handle on life! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1 Moderator/Leader of the Pack Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are! Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Thoughts of the week
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05/06/07 02:14 AM
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Hog Butcher
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Very cool! great list!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
JUNK YARD DOG #26!!!---S.F.L.!--- "ScrapYard For Life"!!!
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Re: Thoughts of the week
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05/06/07 02:15 AM
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DMelone
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JYD #13!!! "Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it." - The Burbs
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Re: Thoughts of the week
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05/06/07 02:34 AM
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Dumpster Dan
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A classic.
LOL...thanks for the thought provoking list
Dan
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05/06/07 01:19 PM
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james_bond
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I have seen most of thoes but it has been a while very refreshing thank you.
JYD #25
Clinging to my Guns, Religion, and Scrapyards.
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Re: Thoughts of the week
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05/06/07 01:21 PM
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james_bond
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1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America... ..are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink
3. Only in America... ..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, supersized fries, and a diet coke. (people do this all the time, I used to work at McDonalds)
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. (THIS ONE ALWAYS BUGGED ME!)
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America..... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
JYD #25
Clinging to my Guns, Religion, and Scrapyards.
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Re: Thoughts of the week
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05/06/07 02:08 PM
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Paul the Brit'
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James it isn't just America!!
JYD #3 Poor, but still dreaming of a sage and black SOD CG...
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