Why do people keep calling them melons? They are limes!
It is like calling a loaf of bread a cookie.
Repent Rat! You know good and well that no lime exists that is large enough to wear as a helmet. I have even heard rumors of avocado deviants among us. Stop perverting and confusing the faithful with this fruity notion. The big melon in the melon patch in the sky is watching you and your lime-loving apostates!
