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How it started;
When Vance made JYD, I posted a melon skull and he put it as his avatar. Then Diceman got one, jeeps, and it spread. I still blame Diceman <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> because a few weeks ago I found the original picture in a thread from a diceman posting! (and it's in google; search "Melon Cat" images)

Horn Dog started the "cult!" which really got the melon rolling! I think he's a preacher at heart <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />



I'll have you know that I have official Cult Credentials of Ministry from the home of cultism, Modesto, California! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />


[Linked Image from i173.photobucket.com]

Vic, I too have one of their diplomas! I was ordained back in 2000. Wow you and I think alike! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

In order to have a congregation I only need five people and I can be tax exempt, if I remember correctly. And for $100 and the marriage liscense I can marry as well.

Andy, You need a melon/lime helmet.
My Dad was an atheist and he got one. He did it to torment his Christian drinking buddies. So when my Asatru Kindred Chieftan said we needed to get ordained somehow to be all legal, I remembered the ULC.


Horned, dangerous, and off my medication.