I keep telling my wife "I have a back up (kidney)". She doesn't think that's funny even though I'm parodying the fact that I'm paranoid enough to carry a handgun AND a back up handgun.

JYD #123 The great one formerly known as Architect.

I am now a fictional British television police officer (currently a Detective Sgt) at Thames Valley Station. My governor is Detective Inspector Fred Thursday and it’s 1969.