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DUDE, hold my beer... #563268 12/20/10 06:39 PM
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I've heard of jumping the shark, but not this...

http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/

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Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.
Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.

Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed.



Freaking story of a lifetime, only way it's better is if he had a Busse kin knife.


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Re: DUDE, hold my beer... [Re: tedwca] #563269 12/20/10 07:09 PM
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Wow. What if he did not kill the shark and the shark just died from something else. What if the shark attacks continue, will Dragan have to pay the vacation back?


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LOL. That's funny, scary, and awesome - all at the same time.


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The 4 words that proceed many a hi-jink or..disaster!


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LOL .... when something like that happens the only thing you could do is to "carry on drinking" .... one lucky guy!!


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Re: DUDE, hold my beer... [Re: Steel Fan] #563274 12/20/10 07:48 PM
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See, just goes to prove Alcohol DOES kill! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> Yeah I know it's pretty lame, but hey the thought came to me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />


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BUT you could also argue that Alcohol SAVES lives! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />


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Haha. Good one Adam! How goes the world with Y'all?


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I'm going to guess the resort's marketing guy isn't going to point out they have so many sharks in the water that you can't jump in without hitting one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />


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Oh YOu're BAD Ted, You need to have HER punish you! Can I be next in line? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


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