I considered the 1911 and the 870 but really it was the K98 no question.
Bolt actuions are the most manly of guns and the K98 has the finest bolt action ever. It was used in 2 world wars and is still being produced today. Uber accurate
capable of 600metre shots with ease it is the most accurate and long range weapon on the list and therefore the manliest.

The model 29 is far more manly than the 454 which is overcompensating.

The old school BAR is cool and even the new new takedown one is pretty neat. I always thought a .300 BAR would make a decent counter sniper rifle.