I still like the line from the movie Grumpy Old Men: "Well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other, see which one gets filled first!". <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
My Dad uses that one a lot. To the dismay of my Mom. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />