Here's a "what if" for the Dogs. In the unlikely event that you're not able to score a Mutt tonight and the money you set aside for it ($69.95 + $14.95 S/H = $84.90) is burning a hole in your pocket, what other knife would you buy instead? The rules are as follows:

1) You can only buy ONE knife. Your choice of design.
2) You have 24 hours to purchase the knife (no layaways, pre-orders or down payments).
3) You cannot spend more than $84.90 including S/H and sales tax (if applicable).