AND, just cause I couldn't resist, these!

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My girlfriend gets mad and I don't even
know water problem is!

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
When all my familia gets in the car,
there's not mushroom.

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the
store, but chicken go by herself.

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
My wife and I went to a birthday party
and I got a piece of cake and she got herpes too.

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: BUDWEISER
Hey Homie, your girlfriend has a nice
body, budweiser face so ugly?



Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: CHAIR
I was about to eat a bag of candy, then
my mom said... u better chair with your sister!

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: CHEESE
Maria's face is pretty but cheese too fat!

Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: SHOULDER
My girlfriend wanted to become a
citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder