"Why should he toil and moil … when … the strong arm of his Uncle will raise and support him?" (Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter)

Wow, I know that Hawthorne wrote the Scarlet Letter in the 1850's but this statement is indicative of many problems in today's America.

Impotent, is that what John Holmes was?

Men you can't trust, women you can't trust, beasts you can't trust, but Bussekin steel you can trust