I say continue this thread.............I love it.

In 2008, the people of the United States decided to elect a new President because some wanted change. However, the change that so many wanted only corroded our rights away as evidenced by the TSA and flying, pushing mandated Obamacare on the working populace, and the lack of interaction between the two parties in Congress. Unfortunately, the corrosiveness we are seeing and dealing with is starting to affect me like salt on bare metal. Quick, the United States needs a Pepcid, and quick!

Men you can't trust, women you can't trust, beasts you can't trust, but Bussekin steel you can trust