For a medical standpoint,perhaps you meant: OCULAR RECTITIS,which is a sh***y outlook,caused by HUB Syndrome (Head Up Butt).

It also means,"I simply can't ever see my a** doing that!"

Or perhaps you meant: CRANIAL RECTITIS,which is the same as HUB Syndrome.

Mayhaps you meant: CRANIAL ERECTOTOMY,which is a medical procedure for extraction someone's head from their a**.

I should mention these are common phrases I hear being used daily,with vehemence,or just in mirth.

~Gnarly