[quoteWhat if I get sick and the medicine is in a capped bottle and I lose my bottle opener? Who's laughing then huh? Other than my insurance beneficiaries of course... [/quote]

It certainly would not be YOUR fault, CO! What if I accidentally stab myself with the Dog Father while trying to open a beer with a knife without a bottle opener on it? Who will take care of my children? For the sake of the public health, and the children, Dan must release the Mojo now! Oh, the humanity!