Well...I'm fat and ugly...so I'll just go file my Form 4's for an M-16 and buy some Surefire 100 round mags.  Handles multiple bad guys...Check!
EDIT:  I've decided against the M-16.  Takes waaaaay too long.  I'm gonna get me a SCIZZY, and go train to be a NINJA...you know, at NINJA school.  Yeah...I will wtfpwn multiple meanies in no time!  <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />
EDIT 2:  I'm really double thinking myself here.  Can anyone recommend a good school that can teach me to run through the trees, ala Crouching Tiger / Hidden Dragon?  Then, I can escapes multiple meanies quickly...and disappear without engagement.
EDIT 3:  Crap...I just realized that the meanies might have gone to the same Crouching Tiger / Hidden Dragon school...then I am screwed!  I'm back on the M-16 bandwagon.
Last edited by Ishikawa; 04/09/12 05:39 PM.