A Gladius would be nice, but the PETZ (People for Ethical Treatment Of Zombies) would probably claim that the double edge would inflict only superficial flesh wounds on the back swing thereby causing the Zombies unnecessary pain and anguish. The PETZ people are safe of course, because they have no brains. The NAME of the organization substantiates that.


If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention

Be a Sheepdog
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