I tried to thin the herd. I really did. But the wife just found my huge Coleman camping box in the laundry room full to the brim with machetes, parangs, goloks, bowies, and other assorted big knives. She was awe struck. I sheepishly said, "Yeah, I've been meaning to sell some of those.....but not the KSF machete, or the Patrol machete......or..."

Horned, dangerous, and off my medication.