I don't have a wiener either...but for those of you that do:

Make sure you use proper protection on your wiener...you don't want it to start getting discolored or get spots <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

JYD #121
The chief cause of unhappiness and failure is trading what you want most in life for what you want at the moment.