A Viking with no wiener, what is this world coming too. Vic, you better start the search for you a wiener. I can see it now, in future generations there will be a Saga passed down over fire pits about the Great Horn Dog and the search for a Wiener Dog worthy of such a great mortal.

Men you can't trust, women you can't trust, beasts you can't trust, but Bussekin steel you can trust