Guys...I don't know how to say this nicely, but Wieners are not for hard use. If you're not careful, you could permanently damage your Wiener. What if you bent it? Scraped it? Broke it?

They're meant to be gently handled and caressed; for use in soft, warm, wet places that only Wieners can excel. If you use them right, they leave a mess when they're done! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />