Impotent

The redneck shows up back at the trailer following his doctor's exam,wearing a spiffy new suit,wing-tips and a nice hat...
the wife takes one long gander,and asks "wat the heck?!?"
Redneck replies "I done went an' seen the sawbones today,
and he tol' me I is the mos' impot'nt feller he's seen all week!"
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