December 09, 2010Word of the Day
BURKE \BERK\DEFINITION
verb

1: to suppress quietly or indirectly
2: bypass, avoid
EXAMPLES The governor attempted to discreetly burke all inquiries into his alleged misuse of state funds.

(Haha, isn't this a headline from the Daily Paper! Just insert CONGRESSMAN!!!)

"Meanwhile, I beg and beseech and instruct and order you, to see that the letter addressed to the Chief of Police is not burked." -- From Percival Christopher Wren's classic adventure novel Beau Geste
DID YOU KNOW? When an elderly pensioner died at the Edinburgh boarding house of William Hare in 1827, the proprietor and his friend William Burke decided to sell the body to a local anatomy school. The sale was so lucrative that they decided to make sure they could repeat it. They began luring nameless wanderers (who were not likely to be missed) into the house, getting them drunk, then smothering or strangling them and selling the bodies. The two disposed of at least 15 victims before murdering a local woman whose disappearance led to their arrest. At Burke's execution (by hanging), irate crowds shouted "Burke him!" As a result of the case, the word "burke" became a byword first for death by suffocation or strangulation and eventually for any cover-up.


Body Odor attempts to Burke any questions he does not have listed on his teleprompter! Hum.... Sounds like Government every day!