My reaction wasn't quite as extreme as yours tolly, but definitely a similar idea is in my head. A kukri is an amazingly useful knife for me, and I would gladly show up with cash in hand to buy one made from INFI, but because I haven't bought enough INFI in the past to earn the right to wear a rubber nose, I'm not allowed to buy one.
I'm still waiting to hear the conditions for the regulator bowie to see if similar silliness is attached to its purchase.
Well, I HAVE bought enough INFI in the past, but because I can't be there and go through the motions, I can't buy one. I am occupied with slightly more important things right now. Oh well.
