During the formation run out to the competition starting line, one of the gunnies called me out to call cadence. I wasn't in the mood for Black Sabbath's "war Pig" lyrics like I called last time, and didn't feel like a traditional one that we call every freaking time, So I mixed it up with this.

"I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam I Am.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam I am
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam I Am."

Yeah, I got funny looks from the faculty and sergeants a like, but then after a few lines, they all got into it and the entire base had to hear a large group of sergeants singing Dr. Seuss. It was surreal and awesome!!