Upon further reflection, I'd like to revise my answer to a butter knife.

If one hasn't tried Kerry Gold Irish salted butter, one hasn't lived.

Our kinfolk to the west must have very happy cows as their butter is brilliant.


JYD #123 The great one formerly known as Architect.

I am now a fictional British television police officer (currently a Detective Sgt) at Thames Valley Station. My governor is Detective Inspector Fred Thursday and it’s 1969.