You yanks just don't understand the aristocracy of Great Britain. We haven't need of knives. We have man servants for such trivial tasks as "cutting".

As for cardio-logical impact of Irish butter. That lot has been trying to kill us off for years militarily. Now you've revealed their seductive plan to slowly kills us with healthy pats of lovely butter on our crumpets. I say, its a fine way to go, you know.


JYD #123 The great one formerly known as Architect.

I am now a fictional British television police officer (currently a Detective Sgt) at Thames Valley Station. My governor is Detective Inspector Fred Thursday and it’s 1969.