How much different would it have been had chaos asked for our help rather than whine and complain? I can hear it all now:

Hi everybody. I need your help. I've been trying to purchase a Scrapper 6 for several months, but I'm not on the Internet very often and I never seem to be at the right place at the right time when they go on sale. I can't afford to pay a markup for a Scrapper 6, so I have to buy it from the factory if I'm going to get one. What would you guys recommend I do?

Do you think that might have elicited a different response from us? Do you think some of us might have offered to help chaos score a Scrapper 6 next time they go on sale?

Moral of the story: It's easier to attract bees with honey than with a baseball bat!