I think I've told this before, but just to show how things are different in parts of the country.

Our postmaster knows I like knives, he does himself, to an extent. When I mailed your package to you he asked me about the knives I was given. I had to go out to the truck and get them, BRING THEM INTO THE POST OFFICE "WINDOW". Then here he stood with two BIG knives laying on the counter with folks coming and going and he never blinked.