This lady from Oz "meets" a guy from our jurisdiction on the internet. She falls in love. Leaves her husband and kids, comes here and shacks up with the scumbag. Yeah, doper. They get married. somehow the husband back there finds out and there is nothing we can do.

One night I get a call from one of your members of parliament wanting to talk about the case. I tell him a few things, give him a few names and lo and behold about 3 weeks later we've got a warrant for her arrest (with deportation papers to follow) for bigamy!

We arrest her, she gets deported and the rest I couldn't tell you about cause I don't know.