Went to Wally World and sauntered over to the sporting goods section. I never should have gone. There in the showcase were TWO evil black .308 rifles! One was a bushmaster and the other a DPMS. The DPMS was a C note less than a grand. The Bushmaster was 277 more than that. Patty told me to buy it. I just couldn't.
Do you think Patty would be able to come out and spend a week or two with my wife? I'll pay for the first class airplane tickets.
