We're gonna have to start calling you Rambo Rich, the Connecticut Cutthroat!

(hey it's the only thing I could think of that Rhymed).
Here's a little laugh Randy. When my recruiter was helping me with the military ID, he says We need a second photo ID. So I respond- no problem, I have my CT pistol permit.
Later he was laughing telling me he thought "Pistol permit? You're a social worker!"