well, we can have some guy sneak into the shop and duct tape a netbook hardwired to the sight with a thread titled 500k posts or something like that, and put a keyboard lock on it until 500k is reached, then Dan can post with one hand and grind with the other, btw, I call dibs on that knife

It is always permissible to kill a fly with a sledgehammer 1000K OR BUST! LONG LIVE THE YARD!