So.... if i use the excuse with my wife that ordering Scrapyard knives and other Bussekin are to stave off the coming zombie apocalypse, how well do you think that will fly?
you just have to sell it... explain to her you don't know what you would do if she was to ever become zombiefied. no heart to send her on but couldnt bare to let her roam as the living dead. now that's love! wipe away a fake tear and then go wait for the post man!
oh and I'm not married so don't listen to me...
