For those unfamiliar with the system here, Dumpster Dan has set the site up to give all membes a title based upon their post count. The ranks and associated postcounts are as follows:
0 Pound Puppy
25 Lap Dog
50 Pooch
100 Mutt
250 Mongrel
500 Scrapper
1000 Junk Yard Dog

If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
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